About Women

When I say, "I love you," it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman.”

 How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”

 “Woman was taken out of man; not out of his head to top him, nor out of his feet to be trampled underfoot; but out of his side to be equal to him, under his arm to be protected, and near his heart to be loved”

“You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her”

“A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.”

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed”

Women are necessary evils.

“No matter how good she looks - no matter how sweet she talks - somebody, somewhere is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him”

Man loves little and often: Woman much and rarely”

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.”

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”

There's a little bit of hooker in every woman. A little bit of hooker and a little bit of God.”

Women are never stronger than when they arm themselves with their weaknesses”

It takes a thoroughly good woman to do a thoroughly stupid thing”

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes.”

Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions”

A woman is like a tea bag, you can not tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water”

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.”